So, first, let's categorize poo. Much like Eskimos have thirty-seven words for snow*, there are several different scales of poo. I actually considered trying to categorize them myself. Fortunately for me (and my productivety) someone has already done that for me: Behold, the magic that is the Bristol Stool Scale:
And, while this is a helpful little chart, I am disappointed that they do not include my alltime favorite, but certainly most disgusting, form of poo....
Yes, that does mean what you think that means.
Remember kids, Percocet and blogging = bad idea.
* NB: Eskimos really don't have 37 words that mean "snow", not anymore than we have 37 words for rain.