Just because Suicide Girls are hot; Burlesque is hot; Brunettes are hot; Tattooed chicks are hot; and this lady in particular blends all of those things to a phenomenal level of hotness.
Suspected Jewish settlers today attacked a mosque in the northern West Bank, burning holy books and spraying threatening graffiti in Hebrew on the building, Palestinian officials and Israeli police said.
Extremists broke into the mosque in the village of Yasuf, near the city of Nablus, and burned Muslim holy books and prayers carpets, while sprayed slogans on the floor reading “Price tag – greetings from Effi.”
"Israel would resume building in settlements in the occupied West Bank when a 10-month moratorium expires next year...construction will resume...This is a one-time and temporary decision, not a freeze of unlimited and infinite duration."
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issed by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to ny house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it’s valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and Fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.
A Los Angeles lawyer who had represented a failed subprime mortgage lender is found dead outside his home, having been shot in the head.
Three men allegedly invade the home of a former subprime lender, and are arrested after reportedly injuring three people inside.
Vandals target the home of the former CEO of the Royal Bank of Scotland, smashing windows in the banker's home and car.
"I am concerned a new government plan could cause me to lose the employer coverage I have today. More government bureaucracy will only create more problems, not solve the ones we have."
Thanks so much for taking care of Rosie and Simba while I am gone! Please follow these specific instructions for their care.
On Saturday morning please open a can of food for them (I will leave the can out on the cart in the kitchen). Put half the can of food in one of the bowls (I will also leave the bowls on the cart) and the other half in the other bowl. It is very important that they are EXACTLY equal amounts it there is any variance at all Rosie get very upset and becomes inconsolable. And you know what that means.
After you have put exactly half of the can in each bowl and then put one bowl in my bedroom on the green floral place mat for Rosie and the other bowl on the green floral placemat on the floor in the kitchen next to the Platinum Drinkwell water fountain. At this time check the fountain to make sure it is working properly. You may want to take a taste yourself to make sure it is at a cool enough temperature.
After the cats eat (at this time they are allowed to fraternize together in the liviging room but please leave Rosie by herself in my bedroom with the door closed when you leave otherwise the cats get into fights.) anyways, after they eat they like to be burped. This can be done by holding each cat like a baby on your shoulder and patting them gently, not too hard, until they burp twice. Each cat must burp twice. Sometimes it helps if you sing to them.
Next, it is playtime! You will find a basket on the floor in the livng room with lots of fun toys. Try not to become overly excited and please remember that these do not belong to you and that I will be taking inventory of them before I leave so I will know if anything is missing.
Playtime should last plus or minus 3 hours or so. It is vital for the cat’s health that they get this exercise so please, don’t cut this time short. I ususally like to start with a warm up of running after stuffed mice followed by chasing bits of string and wrapping up the last hour with stretching and a little more mommy and baby yoga. For the yoga, there is a video that I will put in the VCR for you and all you have to do is push play on the remote.
You might want to start the session with rose since she’s only 10lbs and then work your way up to Simba at 15lbs. The video will show you how to perform each exercise and please don’t skip the massage portion because that’s their favorite part.
Before you leave please scoop the poop and pee out of the litter and put it in one of the trash bags you will find in the blue bag hanging on the wall inside the huge closet that I will clearly label “Litter closet” for you. On your way out deposti the poop/pee bag in the trash room which is directly next to my apartment.
They will expect you to kiss them each on the nose and give them a hung before you leave and don’t forget to put Rosie back in my bedroom with the door closed so she doesn’t get all homicidal on Simba while I am gone. Please lock the deadbolt on your way out.
I will probably call you two or three times while I am one to check on their status. I will put your $25 on the kitchen counter next to the can of food. Try not to spend it all in one place.