There are such things as stupid questions: Sausage Fingers

What? It was just a question?!

Yahoo Answers can lay claim to single-handedly taking the concept of Jeeves' Ask and turning it into a bastion of perversity, mild retardation and sometimes just downright creepiness. Of course, these things can be amusing if done correctly: The below submission is one such instance. (click to John Holmes the image).

This is why IPs are logged...

Speaking of molesters, and those who deservedly should rot in hell and/or be eviscerated by a pack of wild dogs. This little item comes to us from Indianapolis (and the Most Boring Blog in the World):

CARLISLE, Ind. — An inmate serving life in prison for molesting and killing 10-year-old Katie Collman is now the subject of an investigation into how he ended up with the tattoo “Katie’s Revenge” emblazoned across his forehead *  *   *

Stockelman was sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty to abducting, molesting and killing Katlyn “Katie” Collman. The Crothersville girl was missing for five days before her body was found Jan. 30, 2005, in a creek about 15 miles from her Southern Indiana home.

Although prison officials did not comment on how Stockelman got the tattoo, Collman’s father, John Neace, believes it was the work of inmates. “If I had to guess, I’d say it’s a statement from the inmates,” he said Wednesday.

Let me begin my telling you that I worked in the courts and justice system of one of the most humane, fair states in the nation.  One, like Indiana, that does not have the death penalty. And, this is absolutely what happens to child molesting, murderous creepers in prisons all over the country, whether they're awaiting the death sentence or not: It doesn't matter the age, race, sex or geographic origin of the perpetrator or the prison population, if you harm a child, then you spend your remaining existence being raped, tortured, sodomized, dominated, beaten and --if there is a God-- dying a painful, protracted death involving sexual humiliation.

Yes, the guards knew this was happening. No, they're not breaking it up, and, fuck no, Amnesty is not burning candles for your ass...

Here's the secret: EVERYONE knew this was coming. Judges know it's going to happen, the prosecutors know it's going to happen, the defense attorneys know it's going to happen, the warden and guards know it's going to happen...no one just gives much of a shit, and no one is going to interrupt the social order and pack dominance displays either. This Lord of the Flies, anarchic violence suits everyone just fine if you molest, harm and/or kill a kid. And that's just the way it's always been, and no "civilizing" force on this planet can (or should) interrupt it.*

* Yes, I have a child.