Beware the Witch-Cursed Candy...

This is Satan. He likes candy.

Here's some news from our right-wing, god-licking friends at Pat Robertson's lil' digs, CBN: Apparently, not only is Halloween the Holiday of Satan, but, unbeknownst to all of us, all of these years, "most of the candy sold [at Halloween] has been dedicated and prayed over by witches" (ed. note: what the fuck?!)

He really, really likes candy corn.

Yep, not only are candy, Halloween, trick or treating and monster movies Satanic, but now, even the damned witches have gotten in on the act. They've introduced curses to those without the good sense to have their Godly, psychic defenses up.

Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Shit. We're going to have to get busy. The U.S. will sell 1/4 of all its candy in one night, and106 million people will participate in trick or treating. But, there's only three of us.

This "Blog" is worth a read for its breath-taking stupidity, its incredible credulity and the stultifying 15th century superstitious mindset evidenced by these people. Now, would you like to hear something really scary? These people vote...in a 21st century democracy*

 

BOO!!!

*Got some brain cells you want to kill? Check out "The Halloween Deception" at the very lucid (snicker snicker) website, Exposing Satanism