Stop me...quickly!!!!

This is my cry for help. Won't you, won't anyone, please help me?!

Stop me before I do something rash: I am debating on going and buying another bag of Circus Peanuts(tm) by Spangler(r). These are sooo disgusting, sooo vile, yet sooo addictive. I will, literally, eat bags of these things. I've polished off three bags in six days already, to the detriment of my bowels, hair, teeth, pallor and mental health.

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