The product that started it all...FLOWBEE

All bow down before the Flowbee (tm), the product that -for me- started it all. With the Flowbee, thus began my love of incredibly tacky shit you can only buy on television. As devilishly simple and clever this little contraption seems, cutting your hair with a vaccuum cleaner is probably not, in fact, the brightest idea. Apparently, the guard slips, as this wonderful disaster film demonstrates.

Warning, not safe for children, pets, persons with pacemakers and anyone sane