Stoya, I'm going to keep posting these until you email me...

This is my latest obsession; on par with my 20-year fixation with Winona Ryder, and far outpacing my lust for a combined hoagie of Scar Jo, Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta Jones and Salma Hayek (yes, it's serious, people).

Anyway, Stoya...shoot me an email :)

If you email me, I'll think of a dozen ways to tell you that you have the
Best. Tummy. Ever.

If you'd like, we can IM, but I won't be creepy, I'll talk about your hair...

 Dear lord...
Did I mention I'm a lawyer? And far prettier than Marilyn Manson?
That I'm moving to Hawaii?
Anything working, yet?


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