Like this, but with his penis wagging at you...
Such is the case as just happened to me. I was minding my own business, reading juvenile websites, when I stumbled across an otherwise innocuous article on Cracked. While the article itself was about a concept I don't really get (Lost), the comments most definitely were...There is one person known as "Cracked Reader", who apparently signed up for the site so as to leave comments about life, blogging, the internet, and other miscellany:
It is absolutely terrifying, and, they are worth reading in the entirety:
I have always enjoyed this story, because it's one of redemption, and there is no better time than Christmas to tell it. It shows people being compassionate, even in the face of someone as seemingly heartless as Ebeneezer Scrooge. I was first exposed to this story as a little boy watching the animated version with Mr. Magoo that came out in 1962 and is shown every year on TV. There are many such movies that define the season and I truly expect this to be one of them, along with Christmas Story, Home Alone, Miracle on 34th Street, and It's a Wonderful Life.0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 1/7/2010 3:52 AM
No, I didn't fabricate, edit or otherwise manipulate a single word: One lone madman, thanking the world, talking safe sex and anonymous sports, to himself, on a BB post...for a solid week.
My apologies to Gary Busey.