No problems, figured I: I'll just plug it in, let it charge, and then start my day with some coffee and the the invaluable Twitter/Facebook/email/Angry Birds Quadrafection of Awesome (tm).
No luck. It appears I have a firmware issue that my little Mac Book can't fix. This is a job for the Big Mac at the office (and, more importantly, do it on my boss's time, rather than my own).
May not be around much today, if I have to make a trip to the Apple Store. Just in case, enjoy the Sad Sexual Harassment Panda, won't you?