Lunchroom "pizza", with the horrifying meat paste in the middle...
Remember being a kid and eating all of the nasty fare prepared for you by the "lunch room ladies"? It was a veritable horrorshow of gustatory abomination. Remember that sneaking suspicion that we all had, that deep down inside our parents/teachers/principals all hated us and/or wanted us to die?
After all, they gave us the above "pizza", as well as....
The "corndog" with more ground-up rectum-per-bite than any other lunchroom fare....
The "fish" that had never seen a body of water....
The sad, cold "hamburger": 80% soy, 5% beef, 15% indeterminate filler...garnished with a single lonely, onion-tasting pickle served at room temperature and as transparent as gauze.
And, don't forget, those special Holiday Treats....
The creamed, cubed "turkey" with tepid, snotty gravy served over "potatoes"....
Well, come to find out, we weren't just paranoid...they really were out to get us: Jack In The Box and McDonald's, who have infested thousands with e.coli and hepatitis, actually undergo more rigorous screening than school lunches...Eat up kids...
Because, as you know, children are our future....
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