I'm talking about the other exceptional talents that many kids work on, unheralded, without scholarship, and without the applause and laudatory attention of millions.
I'm talking, specifically, about the well-worn, time-honored drinking game of quarters.
Behold, the most talented such player that has ever slopped tequila down the front of a dirty shirt.
The Michael Jordan/Pele/Tiger Woods of the Booze World.
h/t Spock Jenkins