6.07.2010

I absolutely agree: only in America

Only in America could you possibly add: One part dong....



I'm pretty sure that a penis is not supposed to look like that...




And one part crazy....




Oh god, it tingles so gooooooodddddd.....




And one part freaking Samurai sword....




Hmmm...I wonder if this is still a viable weapon in the 21st century?



And get such predictably bizarre results:   Per the LA Times.


A porn actor wanted for allegedly murdering a co-worker with a samurai-style sword died after jumping from a cliff edge following a standoff with Los Angeles police, police said.


"He jumped down off the cliff after he was Tased," LAPD spokesman Bruce Borihanh said. Whether Hill died from being Tasered, the fall or possibly landing on the sword he was armed with was under investigation, Borihanh said.


Hill was wanted for one count of murder and five counts of attempted murder after attacking colleagues at a pornographic film distribution company warehouse in Los Angeles on Tuesday.


Say what you want about America, but you have to give us credit. We absolutely know how to do shark-jumping, batshit psycho....


Okay, so the Japanese do it just a little better.


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