Some things you can never unsee....

Regrets. Yes, we all have a few. We do some things that we're ashamed of, and that we want no one to ever, ever find out. If we're lucky, then the worst that happens is we get razzed a bit by our friends, perhaps have some photographic evidence float around for a few weeks/months/years, but -at the end of it all- it turns out for the best, as we learn from our mistakes, and become better people...

 I am so grateful for this learning opportunity...

But, sometimes our darkest moments of shame, stupidity, remorse, poor judgment et al, are so fucked up that we become spectacles, embarassments, and international oddities. Such is the case of Ngurah Alit, an unemployed 18 year old kid in Bali. 

According to the Jakarta Globe, well... just read it...

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

 We have that problem in  Nebraska too...

Holy shit?! Fucking a cow? Are you kidding me? The kid's life is obviously ruined...he's an international freak show. But, what happened to the engenue of a cow; the flirty bovine tart who was so clearly trying to get in Alit's pants?

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean. [Only his clothes were thrown into the sea]"

So, let's get this straight. Cow sex is such a problem in Bali that there is an actual, historical ceremony to cure the taint of indecency? That Balinese elders perform cross-species shotgun weddings, a nuptials between man and cow? And then the cow is drowned? While the perv gets his clothes washed?

I'm not sure about you, but I know where I'm not going on vacation.

Sure, Bali is nice and everything, what I love the most is that I can put my dick in a cow...then. my friends, it has become paradise.

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