Wendi Aarons of Austin, TX is my hero...

Blood clot forming...no particular reason.

This may be the funniest letter an angry consumer has ever written to a company. Herein, my new heroine, Wendi Aarons, bitches the shit out of Proctor and Gamble for their (admittedly shitty) decision to include the phrase "Have a nice period"  on the back of their maxi-pad boxes. It's witty, fierce, elegant and -above all- only demonstrates the maxim that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Yes, I agree...only a man would do something that stupid.

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