So, just how sexy are lawyers?

According to Salary.com, we're only 10th in the sexiest jobs. Behind, of all things, doctors (figures...those assholes), firefighters (?), CEOs (probably not so much these days) and flight attendants (!?!).

Did I mention we get secretaries? If you don't believe me, just ask Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Law.com, did not take the news well. Speaking tongue-in-cheek (of lawyers' salaries), the writers said,

That means lawyers can afford to console their lonesome selves with solo trips to exotic vacation destinations, while poor but charismatic journalists must invite their dazzling dates home to dine on Ramen noodles.

While this may or may not be accurate, I don't really care...I know the truth, and the truth is simple: A whole lot of lawyers are smart, sexy, witty, energetic, by and large deviant, well-learned conversationalists, and are phenomenal in the sack. Take that, flight attendants and journalists and event planners.