So, dolphins, those incredibly evil, malign, ruthlessly intelligent, rape-y creatures of the deep apparently do more than blast fishies with underwater sonar, kill for fun and rape anything that gets near them...
Swimming with the dolphins: Coordinated aquatic sexual assault.
What else, you ask, might our e'er smiling friends of the deep do that could possibly be of benefit to our species. For one, you could thank them for saving the life of Dick Fucking Van Dyke.
And, no, I'm not making that up.
According to many sources (most of them suspending credulity, I add), the following occurred: