From Outrage, a movie "outing" gay politicians with anti-gay policies.
I think if anyone is qualified to discuss bedroom antics, it is I. By disclosure, I was in a fraternity, in a heavy metal band, and am a lawyer. I am not unattractive, love to party, and have somewhat sketchy morality concerning what grown people do without their clothes (or wearing one another's). So, to weigh in:
1. GOP girls give it up much much easier than Dem girls. Perhaps it is the misogynistic lives they've led, or the inherent sense of being subordinated by their party and partners, but they just do. The one exception are the super Christian types, but they don't hang out with me anyway.
2. GOP girls tend to enjoy sex more. They just plain romp when they get right down to it.
3. Dem girls tend to give farrrr fewer oral favors than GOP girls. Not sure why, but Dem girls are a little more resistant.
4. GOP girls are hella' surprised when you down on them, Dem girls expect (and often demand) as much.
5. That said, Dem girls will do damned near anything. If kink and variety is your bag, bag a Dem.
6. Dem girls will do it more often. If you're in a dating/sexual relationship, Dem girls will approach you for sex, or want it, far more than their GOP counterparts.
7. GOP girls do tend to be in better shape...again, though, they are expected to lest they lose their trophy mantle. However, Dem girls are far prettier.
8. Dem girls have orgasms easily and more often than their repressed counterparts.
9. Expectations of pre-conubial outings differ as well. Wine bars then sex? Dem girls. Beer and doggie in the back of a pickup? GOP girls.
10. And, the one question that decides it for me, who do you want to wake up with and have a chat over coffee vs who gets cab fare? That's easy...Dem girls. The GOP girls will skitter up and out and make the walk of shame/call a cab, etc...and that assumes that they would have had anything intelligent to say to begin with
1. GOP girls give it up much much easier than Dem girls. Perhaps it is the misogynistic lives they've led, or the inherent sense of being subordinated by their party and partners, but they just do. The one exception are the super Christian types, but they don't hang out with me anyway.
2. GOP girls tend to enjoy sex more. They just plain romp when they get right down to it.
3. Dem girls tend to give farrrr fewer oral favors than GOP girls. Not sure why, but Dem girls are a little more resistant.
4. GOP girls are hella' surprised when you down on them, Dem girls expect (and often demand) as much.
5. That said, Dem girls will do damned near anything. If kink and variety is your bag, bag a Dem.
6. Dem girls will do it more often. If you're in a dating/sexual relationship, Dem girls will approach you for sex, or want it, far more than their GOP counterparts.
7. GOP girls do tend to be in better shape...again, though, they are expected to lest they lose their trophy mantle. However, Dem girls are far prettier.
8. Dem girls have orgasms easily and more often than their repressed counterparts.
9. Expectations of pre-conubial outings differ as well. Wine bars then sex? Dem girls. Beer and doggie in the back of a pickup? GOP girls.
10. And, the one question that decides it for me, who do you want to wake up with and have a chat over coffee vs who gets cab fare? That's easy...Dem girls. The GOP girls will skitter up and out and make the walk of shame/call a cab, etc...and that assumes that they would have had anything intelligent to say to begin with
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