This is my therapy.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Jane Austen, how do I hate thee...
Jane Austen perpetuates the Fee Tail to our children (think of the little girls, won't you); her notion of romance is roughly analogous to a tepid Cleveland Steamer; everyone hovers in/around the petty gentry class and the landed polite society....and Mr. Darcy needs a good cockpunching. Just to make me feel better.
Now, that said, for just one moment, let's get raw: Let's have some Austen with a set of "Thatchers" shall we?"