Pink Cadillac? Mullet? Long horns? Kaftan? AK-47? Cowboy hat?
Affirmative all, sir.
This week's winner of the Internet is none other than the Minnesota Viking's D-lineman, Jared Allen. This is a man who does not take shit seriously. He plays a game for a living, and knows it. As a result, he plays it very well, but the rest of his life is seemingly dedicated to being the funniest redneck currently walking the planet.
Don't believe me? Here's his outlook on the mullet:
If someone asks you if you want extra mayonnaise, you say YES.
He just gives not one shit and lives life with a smile and a beer: We need more like him...