Slacker...
Many of you may have experienced the joys of having a new one in your life. Babies are undeniably cute and they do all sorts of things to amuse us. However, none of their skills translate very well to the real world: Gurgling, cooing, drooling, smiling and banshee-laughter may be entertaining, but they just aren't pulling their weight around the house. Do they mop, sweep, do dishes, clean up their vomit and feces? Decidedly not...
See, "there's always the temptation to say 'Yes, it's cute, but what can it do'"...I'm not the only one with this profound question.
Leave it to our friends in Japan to think of an excellent way to exploit all of that excess energy from your slacking child: The BabyMop. With the Baby Mop, you put your little bundle of freeloading into a jumper outfitted with dusting pallettes. Then, when your crawling need-machine takes off, at least they're pulling their weight around the house.
No more endless explorations around the living room, with absolutely no sense of accomplishment or purpose. Now, your kid has a purpose, and it's the same as yours...a job!
As an added bonus, you'll find your mommy loves you more...
Again, Japan, good job [Slow Clap]
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