Sure, you're skinny, but I won't hold that against you...not with that lacework. Your Dungeon Master says +3 to attack that ass.In memory of the recently departed Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson, let's pour a 40 and give some props to super-fucking hotties who like a lil' role playin'. Besides the above Zooey Deschanel, and the below Layla Kayleigh, we can add to this list Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, two well-known smarties (and, in the case of ScarJo, my current Armegeddon fuck fantasy...if only she were brunette/dreaded/tatted, etc, not that it matters when you're 36D-25-38 and 5'1").
I know why they're called "hit points"
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