Today's Sexy Nerd: 1-900-Nerd-Girl

It is probably better that this is merely a spoof, otherwise my phone bill would be outrageous. Kudos to this one!

The WTF Blanket

I wonder if I could wear this while using my Lotus?

You know what, Americans buy too much shit. I mean waaay too much shit. Cheap plastic bric-a-brac, faddish comfort items, oversized cars, oversized homes, overpriced meals outside the home. And we all pay waaay too much for these decidedly non-necessary commodities.*

We, collectively, should all wear a "what-the-fuck" blanket...foolish consumerism is always better when you're cozy and snuggly!



*I am by no means immune to the above, nor do I necessarily cast stones. This is a descriptive, not qualitative, observation.

Your personal hygeine reminder.

Screw the toothbrush...look at that corset technique!

This Parisian lass stares back at us from the cold victorian sepia of 1899 and reminds us to brush our teeth.

Today's Hot Chick...ummmmm

Somehow, I don't think that's the Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Some incredibly random, bookish cutie from Hot or Not. I'm going with smoking sexy.