4.19.2009

Do yourself a favor, and go to the Animal Review...now!

The thing is, when you make a species-level decision to go down the herbivore road, you simultaneously choose to broadcast your status as a victim. You are, in essence, putting up a giant billboard in the hunting grounds of carnivorous predators that says in a bold sans-serif font: ‘We eat plants so you don’t have to. Try a herbivore tonight!’

Now, minions, now. This is clearly one of the wittiest, most intelligent and most humorous blogs going. Good news is, he just got a book deal :) That aside, this piece on the porcupine is piss-your-pants funny.

Today's Dirty Confession: Jesus, I love Blutengel.

Did I mention that I approve of the implicit girl-on-girl action in this picture?


Cheesy they may be (not Twilight cheesy, but, then, what is?) nevertheless are still hella' sexy. Great music, pretty people and HOLY SHIT ridiculous lyrics. Dance Party in West O baby! Wh00t11

Today's Hot Nerd: Anna Netrebko

Lucky bastard


Remember that whole bit about being done with white girls? I lied. This is the perfect face. Sorry Katherine Zeta-Jones


With all apologies to Melora Craeger, this may be the fucking sexiest picture ever.

I told you, God wears Houndstooth