4.01.2009

The Spooning pillow!

Wow...I need this; a self-spooning pillow! This lil' hit was originally Japanese, but now it's come to the States with bells and whistles: tooth fairy bag, voice recorder, scent retention.

Behold, the MuMoocie!


Today' hot nerd: Jessica Chobot



Meet Jessica Chobot: smoking hot anime developer, game designer and writer/journalist. Nerd creds? Impeccable. Hotness? Ummm, yea.



April Fools: Thanks Google

Google gets a bad rap, but this prank for Gmail holders is priceless; the CADIE email autopilot. It allegedly scans your inbox and automatically generates a response for you, like so.



There is even a whole alleged "CATIE'S world blog"...

Dear god, this needs to happen so that I can write messages like this...

3.31.2009

I probably have sired a thousand bastards then...

My sperm can beat up your sperm.


According to this new story @ the Guardian, "wild, more energetic sex" leads to a 50% increase in sperm count, which thus increases chances for conception. Good for me, bad news for the MonkeyGirl though.*




*Ok, not really....I'm fixed.