11.09.2009

I am becoming a shut-in...


My nest, my nest, in all the world, my nest is best.

Ugh. I see how agoraphobia starts now...it begins with wanting to stay hidden inside, for one reason or another (and, in my case, it's shame), then it turns into anxiety, then fear, then phobic/panic. I've always been a bit reclusive with my time (or, I have since I've gotten a little older), and I've never gone past the shame stage, and I probably never will.

Just suffice it say, that I understand now.


o noes

You know what they say about big feet?


...It's only a nominal coefficient with penis length. 



Here is the abstract from the above interesting "research"....


Abstract  To determine whether "folk myths" regarding the relationships of penile size to body height and foot size have any basis in fact, 63 normally virilized men were studied. Height and stretched penile length were measured; shoe size was recorded and converted to foot length. Penile length was found to be statistically related to both body height and foot length, but with weak correlation coefficients. Height and foot size would not serve as practical estimators of penis length.


Thus "professionals" and "researchers" have "scientifically" determined precisely what every last non-virgin on the planet could tell you...You can't tell until the drawers drop and Mr. Snuggles is prepped for action.

Monday's Got Work To Do.


Just like the Average White Band, today's an average  --busy!-- Monday, with Work To Do.

11.08.2009

Sunday Loves Champions


Thanks Freddy! Alabama 9-0 (6-0) is now your SEC West Champs and has just booked its ticket to rematch the dread and hated Florida Gators for the Title.