Yankee cities not to die in: Philadelphia

Everything you've heard about Philly is true: rude, fat, obnoxious thugs with not a stitch of human decency to be found.

I've been to Philadelphia. Once. I'll never be back. Oh, sure, it's got its historical charm, the Liberty Bell, the Constitution and Constitution Hall, a statue of Rocky, and the worst collection of sports teams ever.  And, it's got what you'd expect:  subhuman mongoloids who typify everything cliche about the American Eastern Seaboard, to wit, obnoxious, indecent, people who cheer misery, despise happiness, are cheerful in their own corpulence whilst walking over the starving homeless.

In short, it's a Yankee city.

 

There's a reason Clubber wanted to kick Rocky's ass...Rocky was probably being a typical Philly dick.

But that's not the sole reason to hate Philly, nor are those things necessarily indicative of reasons to skip this midden shithole. THIS STORY, however, totally typifies Philadelphia:

Rivera complained of feeling pain in his left arm and abdomen, and was told to sit in the waiting area, said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

At some point during the next hour, Rivera, a longtime bilingual counselor at Olney High School, lost consciousness. He inadvertently became a target, Vanore said, to three other people in the waiting room - a black woman, a 30-something, 5-foot-8 black man in dark pants who limped, and a second man, who was later arrested at the hospital and identified as Richard Alten, 44.

Alten signed up to be seen by a doctor, while his two cohorts sat near Rivera. "At some point, [Alten] is observed taking the victim's watch and passing it to the other man," Vanore said.

Yes, good ole' Philly, leave a man --who's having an obvious heart attack-- to wait in an E.R. for over an hour. In the meanwhile, some of Philadelphia's other upstanding citizens fucking rob him...in broad daylight...in a hospital...and no one stops it. Yes, Philly, you are a truly miserable flea on the asshole of humanity.

 

Remember, Philadelphia Trash is not just a service, it's an adjective.