I promise, you didn't need help...
Today's sad news comes to us from the world of Frankenpoon. Former Ms. Argentina Solange Magnano died at the age of 37, arising from surgical complications. Hers were not medically necessary surgeries, rather, in her quest to become/stay more world-class hot than she already was, Ms. Magnano went under the knife for plastic surgery.
I see now; she did need some work *rolls eyes*
Why would one of the world's most beautiful women go under the blade? Tummy tuck? Nose job? Tighten the jaw line? Do some eye lifting? Nope, Solange Magnano went under the knife for some ghastly thing called "buttock augmentation", a medieval-sounding surgery that is, I imagine, designed to add more boom to the bunda. What an absolute waste.
Remember, ladies, when you're christdamned attractive, just thank the gods, and don't tinker with their handiwork: plastic surgery is still surgery.
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