Lowest Common Denominator: Part One

Morning folks (hell, it's even morning on the East Coast....so, hello, my fine Yankee friends). Anyway, just thought I'd do something a bit different, or -like so many of my projects- at least make a yeoman's attempt.

This joint has been around now since 2006, and as a stand-alone since 2008. I thought therefore that I'd try and hit the highpoints. It seems as though I'm getting about 6000-8000 hits per day (shiiiiiit, I should monetize this, but then the Bar would be all up in my business, and copyright issues would pop up, and I really don't want to make money anyway...I just want to vent/rant.). In that spirit, I can't fully expect you to trawl through 900+ posts and look for the good shit.

That's like finding the one non-pedophile, sexually normative Catholic priest: You can try, but it will be painful, time-consuming, and can lead to rectal itch.



Let's call it a worst of, then, shall we..or, really, a smattering of what goes on in these here parts? On to Part: The First

•  My long-standing crusade against TASERs and the militarization of police.
• The first Hot Nerd: Stephanie Courtney a/k/a Flo from the Progressive commercials.
• Challenging the notion that conservative play-calling yields fewer points
• The Lotus Enema Toilet...oddly, this page is still one of the 10 most viewed pages on this site, all-time and most weeks. WTF?!
• The Bristol Poo Chart!
• One of the most horrific stories you'll ever read.
• Oh, ho. American Gothic, indeed.
• The first "Fucked" Country (Incidentally, I'm about 30 countries into it...just 190 left!)
• Who doesn't love a lawyer joke?

-d.s.