1. Knowing the words to, owning, having been in attendance, hummed along to, or otherwise defiled themselves with anything related to Creed.
2. TruckNutz...yes, steel testicles descending from one's truck to indicate what a "man" they are.
3. Oakleys. No one looks cool in them, but it's a sure bet that douchebags invariably think they do.
4. Grown men that go to Hooters. Douchey in extremis and painfully pitiful.
5. White jeans. Unless you're a woman and a runway model, then you are a douche for wearing these.
6. Ah, courtesy of Hot Chicks with Douchebags, meet the "Fung"...a 'roid mutant, fake-baker, with bad spiked hair, purple lips and a carmex fetish. 100% douche.
7. Soul Patches. Just say no to this abortion of facial hair, douchebags. (note: often goes well with Creed ownership and/or White Jeans).
8. Grown damn men in football jerseys. If you're not on contract, ditch this...it's weak, pitiful and douchey. We get it, Douchebag, you like your team.
9. Poppin' the Collar. This Reaganite abomination is back. Luckily for us, as hideous as it is t view, it is just as easy to spot the douchebags.
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