Mascot fights

Normally, I think it's sillier to wear a 20 pound head made of composite plastics and fabric, bounce around like a spastic, then performing mock fights. However, when Mascots fight, we all win.

The Scene: Burney in the Premier League

 The Result: Bertie Bee kicks a streaker's ass, raises his arms in triumph, then does the worm in celebration

The Scene: College Football Game between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Michigan State Spartans.

The Result: Bucky the Badger steals the Michigan State flag, and Spartie owns his ass...

The Scene: College Basketball Game between Utah State and New Mexico State.

The Result: Big Blue vs. Pistol Pete...Pete's shit is pretty weak...it looks like he's trying to hug him, not fight him...then he runs away.

The Scene: College Football Game between the Oregon Ducks and the Washington State Cougars

The Result: The Coug doesn't really want any of this, but the Duck is pissed and pretty much punks the Coug.

The Scene: Two D-IAA schools...appears to be a Bear and a Bird

The Result: The Bear seems to get the better of it, but when the Bird momentarily triumphs, he gets owned (at the :44 mark)

The Scene: James Madison (Duke Dog) Football Game vs. Coastal Carolina

The Result: The Chicken pwns Duke, twice. The cops have to break it up, and escort the Chicken off the field. Duke follows along, but warily...it is clear he doesn't want anymore of the chicken.