Senor Knucklehead

We're Siamese Twins officer.

Attention: The fine folks who come North to do those back-breaking, disgusting or menial tasks that most Americans are too squeamish or lazy to do, I applaud you. However, you really do have to try a bit harder to look like you're supposed to be here. A fake ID prominently featuring your girlie is bound to arouse suspicion.*



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