Hot Nerd Chick...Derivation Edition

I catch a lot of good-natured grief from the folks at Track 'em Tigers, an Auburn Sports Nation blog. By and large, it is exceedingly humorous, and "Mike Priceless", Photoshop wunderkind, doesn't just poke fun at Bama folks, but also takes shots at his school's own foibles (particularly, the now-departed Coach Tommy Tuberville who, as a game manager, I had nothing but respect for).

Thus, imagine my surprise when I found this in my inbox....

Boobage, the universal language.

"Mike" (probably WDE Atlanta, to be honest) helpfully points out "BTW, the t-shirt refers to a "mathematical derivation." I figure the most rigorous thing you lawyer-types probably deal with is the 'Massey Pre-nup' ... so, I thought I should explain that."

Actually, "Mike", when lawyers think of "derive", we naturally think of derivative markets, and how best to short sell them, so as to further our own lucre while inadvertently destroying the economy. Moreover, if you showed this shirt to a group of lawyers, it would be a toss-up as to what they noticed first: boobs or "drink"...."derive" would be a distant third. *

In any event, a shout out to "Mike" for this gem.

*The preceding paragraph was brought to you by sarcasm and/or self-loathing...it's not just for breakfast anymore.