Forty-seven with a face that 20-somethings would kill for.
Meet Valerie Plame, the spy who loves us all (well, except for Rove, Libby, W and Cheney who compromised her safety for crass political reasons). This buxom Beltway beauty is the wife of former Ambassador Joe Wilson, and was ostensibly a reporter from 1988-2005.
Mata Hari ain't got shit on her...
And, reporter/journo makes a lot of sense given her exceptional academic creds: She went to Penn State, was on the student paper there, graduating in advertising. And, she earned two Masters Degrees from respected universities. To top that off, she speaks English, Greek, French and German with fluency.
But, you know what else you can do with the combination of foreign languages, a connected spouse with diplomatic immunity, great beauty, and a father who worked intelligence for the NSA? That's right: become the hottest thing going for the CIA. And, work she did...helping to keep America safe from nations attempting to purchase nuclear materials and rogue Soviet weapons....until, of course, that sorry political shit in 2005.
No way that she's 47...none.
For her unique combination of hotness, brains, and meaningful contribution to our safety, Der Schatten awards you the Lifetime Achievement Award for Hot Nerddom.
AAnd here to present the Lifetime Award for Hot Nerddom is....
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