You do go to hell for this...

Just a reminder that Craigslist is more than a place to hookup for furry orgies, find gypsy contractors and browse through pics and going rates of underage hookers, it also provides you with an outlet to hunt down a double amputee and exploit them for your Halloween parties.

Click to John Holmes this...

And, while inestimably funny, you do go to hell, directly to hell, for thinking of this.

Via Geekstir.